
This holiday weekend I ventured out with my friend Stefanie and her two little boys to hunt out a Christmas tree and chop it down. We went to a place called Justice Tree Farm in Jacksonville, NC where you can look for the tree of your dreams and either they will cut it down, or you can. Of course, the two of us bold and daring women couldn't be stereotyped as two dependent females, we had to prove what we were made of - brute strength. So when they hinted that we could cut down our own tree, we made eye contact, the kind that says "that's us Stefanie"... now, in our minds we thought oh, let's see who of the two of us can cut it down faster and better...I bet it's me... I'm really something. So, we sought out the man who could acquire a saw for our journey and send us on the path that would eventually prove that we really are the women we believe ourselves to be. Or just that we are each too stubborn and looking to prove something - that we are beyond seeking simplicity in tree hunting. Now, I must mention, the man who we sought for expert advice and a useful tool was a ten year old boy in a purple coat that must have been some sort of level 1 apprentice for the tree operation. He expertly spoke of tales of those who had gone before, and explained the process of the tree farm...impressive, until the tool he handed to us for the chopping was not a chain saw, but a cheap version of a light weight, hand operated, muscle needed, skill helpful, red saw. No gas, no extension cord included. We were then informed that we could just get a picture of us holding the saw acting like we were cutting it down, then they'd come in with their high powered, gas operated, super star chainsaw and finish up the day's work. Now, we are two upstanding women filled with integrity and the pent up emotions from a few months of having our beloveds out of the house many many many miles away. So, we declined their generous offer and took the saw. So, I, babe in arms, Stef with the saw in one hand set forth on a promising adventure.
Up and down rows and rows of trees we traveled, remarking at the limits of this tree, the downside of that tree, as if we were judging livestock at the state fair (please see the state fair blog from October for more state fair adventure and fun). It was a great day, clouds filled the sky, dropping rain as if it were tempting to drive as back to the safety of the truck. But no, onward we went, seeking the perfect tree that would complement the home and all of the decorations in boxes awaiting its arrival. A few photos later and some good conversation we found the tree that seemed to be a thing of beauty, and out came the red saw. Greed filled each of our eyes...at last, I will show what I made of, I could have been one of those lumber jack boys on 7 Brides for 7 Brothers, I thought I just might be able to out saw them just by the fact that I was wearing an oil skin coat. I sunk the teeth of that saw into the trunk, and set forth on completing a job well done. So about a quarter of an inch later, we realized the saw was even less impressive than it first appeared, and we turned it into a two (wo)man job. Now, two females, each wanting to be strong always amounts for some back and forth bickering about how one thinks the task ought to be done, but once we settled into some good old fashioned team work, we found mission accomplishment. It was a beautiful thing to see our goals achieved. No tears filled our eyes, but we knew we had done well. We created a memory together that we will have for the rest of our lives. But, no, the story does not end there, for we had to drag that beauty back to the sales area, which was about a .5 mile walk, up hill, with rain pouring down, and lions and tigers and bears along the path. I drug the tree the whole way, I felt like a horse. It was a great experience to feel so strong and independent. When we arrived back to the shop area the men were beside themselves with the fact that I drug the tree back and that our stump was a perfect cut, not angled or jagged. We just looked at eachother with all knowing grins "yeah, we already knew we were tough girls...nope, didn't really need to chop down a tree to show how strong we were...I'm pretty much a bad A...(hint: A is a three letter swear word edited out for family viewing), nope, I don't need a man to chop down trees for me." After purchasing the tree, we made the drive home, put up the tree, and enjoyed eachother's company some more. Now, time for the decorating...and out comes that woman in me - no super strength here, I'm busting out my Martha. It's a dual role us military wives have to play sometimes. It's like we are super heroes, women by day, wonder women as needed. Now, I realize I took the wonder woman thing a bit too far when I decided I too needed an official costume and an official affiliation, thereby joining the Marine Corps, but...if I hadn't, I may not have had this fun tree chopping experience to blog about!